This is not a story about the new Dr. Horrible Book that came out yesterday and that reveals such tantalizing tidbits as the fact that the costume designer did not realize that Bad Horse was an actual horse and so designed a samurai costume for him.

This is instead a story of Bad Horse… the pizza parlor.. Situated in Harlem and set to open April first, this is no ordinary evil pizza parlour. It will offer free beer and wine on opening day to all customers and, “more if you prove yourself somehow, feats of strength, etc.”
Hmmmm…perhaps Bad Horse will let customers forgo the second class of Chianti to join the League:
(Thanks to Woodhouse for the tip.)